Sunday, February 27, 2011

Damask Fabric Edmonton

scallop


or: It was Berlin!

What makes it work, continue to be allowed to do his job, which I will not report today. The hard work has certainly paid off - and I will do this work must continue, a full two years. That's good. Otherwise, my schedule was packed in Berlin in private quite close. Although we are only four generations, but the three around me who all want to be afflicted extensively. And if I was not business or pleasure, then I looked at stones and searched for mysterious boxes. This is for me at the moment the best way to the middle of the big city some total of all and everything off. I makes me feel a bit like a Martian, because I have a very different mission than most, which I'm always not stupid - or cheap is chasing cool -bargain or the S-Bahn.
Here are some impressions of my 5-day week in Berlin:



freezing temperatures around the Clock!


Frostbiten i Berlin

Det var minus grader dygnet runt resa till under min senaste Veckans Berlin, till och med nattetid tvåsiffriga. I took turns to sleep over: three nights with my son in my sleeping bag on my old bed in my old room and two nights with my mother on the couch in the den. (Hmm, maybe I should create a third toothbrush ...)

Five days is still not enough to satisfy all three generations that are still around me - plus a few friends who seem to hide when I'm not in Berlin to show up as soon as I set foot on German soil. Ah yes ...

Twice I was having a business lunch with two female executives who belong to my German clients, once a semi-business lunch with an old friend and otherwise it was home cooking at home with my mom. Now and then I went from all to cache a bit, because I no longer put up with so much social life. My life in Sweden is much calmer.

The most beautiful time I had, as usual, with three year old little that is really funny and curious how any time. When we looked in a nature book for children where there were various invertebrates, I found scallops, which in German means Jakobsmuschel . I showed it to him. Then he laughed and pointed at the other animals: Yes, grandmother, and this is Jacob, earthworms, snails, and Jacob is Jacob shrimp ...



Jacob navel tree


He was here very easily: there Earth Caching in Pankow


The most beautiful cyclamen's but in Hohenschönhausen! :-)


This is going to my own first Earth Cache ...
But shhh! Is still top secret.



In my Småland function as Fire Chief I have explained
my grandchildren to clearly distinguish the difference between
smoke and dust. He immediately got it! carry away



allowed this rather dusty piece of my childhood, I
from the apartment of my mother ...


And the best for last:
Mother Mother: "Look James, this is a scallop!
The daughter's son, "Yes, Grandma, I know And here is Jacob earthworm.
das ist Jacob Schneck und hier sind Jacob Yarn Sling ... "




Saturday, February 26, 2011

Rogue Statusunderwear

The low level and Japan

to completion of the time without level must, of course, the worst since I could find . And what is worse than James Earl Jones who is forced to read a text by Justin Bieber? Sacrilege!

Friday, February 25, 2011

How Many Times A Day Lorazepam



With Japanese Splatter-Trash you still have a sit on - always! Guaranteed!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Big 10 Wrestling Singlet

Without level, with a lot Oh-ho!

flu binds me to the bed, but I will be here in time with without level still going on: a Best of the spoof-Porn Parodies ! Why? Well, because everybody knows is nothing funnier than a porn with a story. Stupid, mediocre, but funny - and lively! probably will I hereby release all readers, even if I AFFIRM have most of them I do not and the rest never seen in full length enjoyed. Really! And I wanted with my girlfriend "Pirates" (see below) complete surveys - their idea! .

(the following should Trailer be safe for work)

The most famous porn spoof is probably "Pirates" (including Sequel ...). is, for some obscure reason I Evan Stone (guaranteed all know, the "South Park" know:-P) total smypathisch Yes, for whatever reason ...

From "Big Lebowski" Porn Spoof (!!!) I know just the trailer, which is incredibly stupid with me and always a fat grin provoked that I sometimes with the mind game, the time to actually lead me to mind ... I have also seen again Evan Stone ?

Batman XXX " could not escape me as" Batman "fan and of course, is one of the spoof, which I've even seen some . By the way: Evan Stone again!

"The Simpons" gibbet, too - with Evan Stone.


Fascinating, is not it? Gibbet way for "The Flintstones" or "Twilight" . "Avatar" we should not forget. And yet countless more , currently and future.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Best Heat Absorbing Materials

interaction with the level!

I once wanted to improve the level of my blog? Pah! Level is overrated! Away with the level ! Level lot is related to but so much easier to post and then! Therefore I will spend the rest of the month it, just yet to post level without dementia . Maybe it's because I was in delirium, due to a severe flu, but who knows? Have fun!

And how can we better start than asitatischem Trash?

Friday, February 18, 2011

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

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Skattemat


or: The girl who played with fire

My way of improving the world is a bit complicated roads. I'm not a man who can debate in endless debates and influence others with my views. It can, however, Mr. Gull and since I moved in with him so he ventured to return to politics. His comeback worked great - almost like a comet - and now He has been elected to two boards and a municipal corporation. Then Thus, we improve the world together now. Improving the world means today to read an awful lot of pdf files and to participate in lengthy meetings. As visually impaired, it is sometimes very difficult with all these PDF files, especially when they do not want to be spoken at all in the screen reader program. It happens that the computer voice trunks or simply refuses to read completely. Sometimes you can copy the contents of your word processor and succeed there, sometimes you have to print it all and run in another machine, called Poet CompactFlash . Voice of the Poet CompactFlash name is Ingrid and does not sound very poetic.

There is a proverb which says "the secret behind every great man is his woman" and it is probably quite often. I actually thrive with this role, as there are any side that suits me pretty well. Is he looking at those endless meetings so I do not cook. Then he gets tax theme several times a day and I need to either act or stand at the stove and sink. Also, I can spend the time to something adventurous, but he sits at home and are worried about it or just sad about being alone. Last Sunday, for example, I met my Kullavik-girlfriend after I had sent Mr. Seagull to someone Green youth. My Kullavik-girlfriend should really be called somersault. She always has a lot to tell, especially lovely burlesque stories about how she, who is half Swabian and half Italian, sustains the Swedish mentality. This is a real adventure!

After I was updated with the occasional news we went to the movies, Hagabion words. Although this is a bit adventurous, because you almost do not have time to film the show on time because there is so much to read in the bathroom. But what good that from time to time is somebody who drags me into a cinema. It was actually only the second time I went to the cinema in Sweden and not this time, it was a Swedish film. We saw hedgehog and it was really good. It is about how to find his hiding place in this life that is so very much driven by commerce and where you cheat with that happiness is linked with buying something or be someone. (I think I'm doing to find my hideout! :-)

Speaking to buy something and be somebody. The other day I bought me a STEEL for the first time in my life. That's because I'm the next open-air stage of the Småland is not only over open fire manager but also has been elected as Fire Chief in our small group of students. We are four pieces and we call ourselves The Four pyromaniac limits. All other students should learn with the help of our fire-breathing presentations how to arrive at a real fire, even when it rains and everything has had time to get soaked, even the matches.

While Mr Gull sat and tried to improve throughout the world on Monday, I stood at home by the sink, but not for washing. I experimented with eldstålet and different types of tinder. Best of all, it was actually with a tampon that I had fluffed up. The adequacy of a single spark, and it said it only Puff! and the finest flame arose. Then we had to transfer all these indoor-experience the reality of the nightlife. So I packed my backpack and went out in Vättlefjäll. There is currently no risk of wildfire, so I felt safe when I went on my merry pyromaniac Kingdom trials. (In my opinion there are some criminal energy built into every human being. For me, it manifests itself in public transport without a ticket now and then - and without getting caught of course - as well as to set fire to a certain devilish delight.) I did quite well with my little fire so that I could finally eat olika varmrätter därute: tomatsoppa, engelsk och en stor grillkorv mugg Roett te. Det bara att ha gaelle tålamod, aquatic med elden och sedan med the färdiglagade Maten. Nästa vill jag alltså inte Lukta gang som en och inte heller rökt ål efteråt bränna Munn. Yes yes, you Nagot larch sig alltid.





No fire without smoke?

Will it improve the world, this is no longer as simple as ever. I mean earlier, when the world was still a bit clearer. I have now given the world improve quite fully to Mr. gull, because that can do much, much better than me. After I moved in with him, he returned to politics - and his comeback was a comet. Improve the world is now largely in it, horrible to read many PDF files, then he led hour-long debates in various fora. If you work with a computer without a screen, can feel even a simple PDF file as a hard class struggle. If, for example, they did not want to be read - or the computer voice stutters like crazy, because the PDF file is somehow not very few knots. Mr Gull aligned properly rare, but if he to make live easier need to read PDF files, and then he swears often.

It's called "Behind every great man stands a woman" or something like that - and of course I help him as best I can. I help with taming stubborn PDF files and other adversities, of which the sighted politicians colleagues not the slightest idea that they exist at all. The shadows behind a great man has it advantages. If Mr. Livingston Seagull for days out in order to improve the world, I need no food to cook. Then he gets around the Clock tax money I save eating and shopping, cooking and washing. I can also use the time for adventurous things. Of course I can use the time for adventurous things when he at home waiting for me, but then feels differently and not so good.

After I answered Mr. seagull last Sunday a green young man, I'm a friend first and foremost a totally ice-covered stairs and actually locked to Skansen Kronan climbed. After that, we have set ourselves in a cafe, which is called MUMS and I have heard again wonderfully weird stories of how someone endures Swabian and Italian roots, the Swedish mentality. Or not. Finally we went to the movies, one of these alternative, where no advertising is and where the toilets actually have to spend more time than in the cinema, because it is read on the walls as much. We have seen the film hedgehog, who I really liked. Yes, if I think about that, I'm probably just to find the way to the perfect hiding place ...

Also on Monday Mr Gull was on the road and I took the time to make a bit adventurous homework for my correspondence course. But I was the last time there not only to divided over open fire -patty, but also elected fire chief in our small group.
We call ourselves The pyromaniac and have the task of presenting on Saturday all the others how to lit even under the most adverse of circumstances in a fire at and maintain. I have the task selected with the tinder. So I bought last week a real Swedish Firesteel , something that works even when it rains in torrents for days and no more matches dry.

Before I went out into the wilderness, I have done at home in the sink a couple of indoor experiments. It came out that functions as a scale at the very best auseinandergefluselter a tampon. Since
enough sometimes even a single spark - and Fusselzeug ablaze. So Swedish fire steel and a few tampons, as packaged in a waterproof film canister, then comes to good ends meet. Thus, I could my backpack and verify the whole pack in the open. At the top of Vättlefjäll I then not only a great little fire made in order to cook soup and tea and a barbecue Nuremberg, but I've actually harvested along with some fresh tinder sponges, which I can show around on Saturday.

I think in each of us there is a degree of criminal energy. In my case it is manifested in the fact that I like to go without a ticket with the public - of course without getting caught! - And that I herumkokele with some devilish delight and stir up my little fire. What I learn will need to continue to have patience, so I next time maybe a little less like a smoked eel smell me and even with my outdoor cooking does not burn your mouth again. Good things take time ...



Frozen Hattifnatten




Bohusleden in hibernation.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Philadelphia Tie Blanket

short reviews Februar/I/2011

This month I venture even to Blaxploitation my DVD collection ... since 2009, I came into the extraordinary pleasure of Blaxploitation-Parodie/Hommage "Black Dynamite" , which mimics the mechanisms of this small sub-sub-genres excellent.

In Thereafter I added myself actually one or the other, sizing , trash representatives, or simply unknown film of this division - since remained all but unseen. This must of course are now being worked up ! There are many damn, so I guaranteed in February with will not get through, but I'm excited ! I hereby present to turn the 10 films (excluding series and movies that I do not see myself in a position to evaluate, for example, because I've only seen to fall asleep) that I've seen so far in the month of February :

facing (part 2) (2009)
The finale from the beginning of the deepening relationship between the protagonists, without explaining exactly what connects the two. While still exciting, but the mysterious, the ignorance in the first part I liked better. (7.5 / 10)

Lost Highway (1997)
David Lynch invites you to a wild trip between mystery thriller and film noir . cryptic as ever, and certainly not without interest. Would not it have been great to have Lynch "Black Swan" filmed? (6.5 / 10)

The Clones of Bruce Lee (1977)
aka "Bruce Lee - His heirs take revenge" . 90% unspectacular, staged bad kung fu without drama Gekloppe , 10% pure stupidity . 2 points he gets for his Trash qualities. (2 / 10 on a B-movie scale)

TRON Legacy (2010)
It's fun though , but the potential of the many good efforts in the script is treated ungrateful and never thought further , which usually ends in giant plot holes and logic . Optical hingegeg Mezedhes with great soundtrack. In 3D, of course, superfluous. (6 / 10)

The Devil and the Virgin (1963)
eerily beautiful morbid gothic horror of possession and the darkness of the soul, illustrated impressively by Mario Bava . Daliah Lavi provides a hint of masochistic eroticism and Christopher Lee Christopher Lee is just . But the film is also very, really incredibly slow and is sometimes only tells sluggish, while the monotone Klaviegeklimmper nerves sometimes can. (6.5 / 10)

Black Belt Jones (1974)
aka "Free trip to the Hereafter" . super entertaining blaxploitation-martial arts movie , who was most likely "Black Dynamite" Godfather. A cool Jim Kelly , a funky soundtrack and a casual presentation of Robert Clouse . Of course null seriously. (7.5 / 10 on a B-movie scale)

Doom (Part 1) (2009)
The beginning is slightly slow , but then starts the voltage need to. Yet there is something more to TV, which is probably to director Daniel Alfredson content. Michael Nyqvist and Naomi Rapace make her well again, however. (7 / 10)

crime scene: The dark spot (2002)
A good debut for Munster duo Axel Prahl and Jan Josef Liefers which form the main attraction of the series . The case is exciting whether its subject and ends fortunately not applied too thick. (7 / 10)

Doom (Part 2) (2009)
If exciting until the end does something small and personal in the resolution as yet "blindness" , gloomy with final. (7.5 / 10)

Hot Potato (1976)
sequel to "Black Belt Jones . Would like an adventure-comedy tried thus tend trying to be funny painful with bad fights, ridiculous character development (and characters ...) and a ridiculous story including Bond Villain . Had this film at all a concept, but "we make a holiday in South-East Asia"? staged Poor of Oscar Williams and quite entertaining ... (4 / 10 on a B-movie scale)



10 to 6.2 (61.5)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Real Email Santa Claus

Bollywood makes serious ...

Wow. I mean, just wow. What a wicked video Buster plagiarism I've ever seen - and could perhaps be the first Bollywood movie that I look at all times!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Snowmobile Suspension Tighten

nose babies


After a storm, you can go around and pick up Ästlein that the storm has swept from the trees. I've made about a week ago. We should build bridges namely, donkey, as we recognize the trees in winter with no leaves. For some it is quite easy: Grandma, look, a Büüüürke! cries my grandson sometimes. The bright tribes I have already shown him last summer. Beech and oak, I recognize without leaves. They are so striking in its growth. Willows and poplars really well. And alder in the winter often have their little pin turn. Harder then ash, elm, lime and Ahörner.

tonight - the thermometer had again dropped to -10 degrees - has now revealed to me the maple. Suddenly a twig on the bloom klitzkleine open and I thought: Well, you I know that! Ahörner I had many years before my window. Only in Biesdorf and later in Friedrichshain. Time sehen, ob die anderen Zweig auf unserem Fensterbrett sich auch bald Outen ...





We must learn to recognize trees and shrubs in winter. So I went out after the storm, picking up twigs that had fallen off the trees. Now they stand on the windowsill in a pot with water and will eventually reveal who they are. The night began maple tree with a tiny flower. The I recognized immediately, because I have lived with the maple tree in front of the window for many years.
Let's see what happens with the other ...





Thursday, February 10, 2011

Ringworm When It's Healing

Puppet Theater Part 2: The Adventures of Mark Twain

fascinating puppet theater, this time from "The Adventures of Mark Twain" .

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Why Does Orange Juice Cause Phlegm

The Mysterious Island




I find nice of Google, that one is reminded from time to time on special anniversaries. Today, therefore, 183rd Birthday of Jules Verne. I certainly would not come by itself it! In our wall calendar but are only the birthdays of the royal family. (This one had told us earlier cult of personality. ;-) Jules Verne's fault because I've learned to Russian not English, but French. At that time I devoured his books! Most of all I liked "The Mysterious Island" and "The Children of Captain Grant", both incredibly exciting and educational. And today I could, in contrast at that time, actually on the 37th Latitude to travel around the world. Well, that would be something ...

About a year ago, I have a modern read Jules Verne tale. Since it is also about a race around the world. And I've learned that so-called confluence points are - and people who hunt them. A confluence point is the intersection of a respective integer degree of longitude and latitude. The earth is full of them - there are more than 64,000! - But you do not notice when you stand on one. Now you have started on each case, gathering photos these points. Ideas come to the people ... (Well then, point to the next confluence! ;-)



eines dieser Bücher, illustriert von Werner Klemke ...


If Google had not reminded me I had of course never thought of it: Jules Verne completing 183 years today. Find out at all, someone has an eye on this. As children and youth, I read his books like crazy and I dreamed of traveling the world right on 37th latitude - as well as children who were looking after her father Captain Grant. Later I started learning French as a second foreign language - and not English like everyone else in my class. Now after the wall came down, it would actually go to travel around the world on 37th parallel. No idea if it comes off. But maybe it ... Though I could not even walk up those 400 steps outside the church tower where in Copenhagen. Then I probably would not have taken on a round the world either. * Sigh *




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How To Empty Full Wavemaster

Puppet Theater Part 1: The Sandman

eerie, award-winning and Oscar nominated short film puppets of Paul Berry ( "The Nightmare Before Christmas" ). The Sandman slightly different ...

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Cervix High And Hard And In The Middle

Fantasia on a Theme

After the Boll-Mafia and the Sharktopus is needed here again some level , even if the anime Kafka version of "A Country Doctor" have no one seems to care (this is the very great!). So here Ralph Vaughan Williams "Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis " !



given here the original "Why fumth in fight" by Thomas Tallis .

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term mot Havet älv


storm have tapped into a lot of ice from the sea in Göta mynning.
Jag och det Act shall Älvsnabben Igar dundrade rejält Isen asked när gick genome. Jätteroligt! Och det är Vattenståndet högt Syns att inte ens längre ut i havet älv rinner. The tycks vara stillastående. Spännande tävling! Ska vi se vem som vinner.





Yesterday I again Älvsnabben ("the Fast of the river) down. That is a ferry across the zigzag Götaälv. Indeed, there are only two bridges in the city and a car tunnel. Since the Älvsnabben is sometimes a faster alternative. My grandson likes the Älvsnabben too. "Was nice travel by boat? "- I had him last summer always ask this of his voice." could answer Jaaaa "Now the storm a lot of ice from the sea has driven into the river mouth A real crowd is the water level is!..! high and the river seems to have given up the flow temporarily. The flakes do not move, the broad stream seems to stand still. And you drive with the Älvsnabben on the other side, then pops and bangs it properly, when the ice against the hull thunders. Herrlich is!


The Ostindiefararen in hibernation.


Saturday, February 5, 2011

Replacement Buttons For A Guess Coat

My kleene company and icke


Being determines consciousness. I have learned in school. And also, promote the development of contradictions. Now I am someone who gets by with a little, but even the little needs to be worked out so for now. As to the "limited resources" now includes the work - the time of my socialization that was different - now represents many of the battle for a basic economic security regularly on the agenda. For me, too. I do not like. to sell, I do not like. And yet I'm not drumrum. At first I had tried to convince the Swedes of my market value. That I have not managed to have I then pushed out that here the stereotyped thinking up some more to be higher than in Germany and that my papers fit into any of these well-stocked, small-sized drawers inside. Here one is do not even admitted to the program if you can not show English as their first foreign language! You have to fight several battles to overturn this discrimination - and I really like it at all, wasting power and life time for such fights.

For this reason I have then ceased to convince the Swedes of my market value. It was so much energy and life on it there - and it led to nothing. And so I turned again to those who the mean market value already know them really well and finished with so-called service contracts. Colloquially, one would probably just say "fee agreement". In Sweden, however, can not simply casual work free and fee once rich. Here is the only actors and journalists. All others must start with such a kind of income your own company.

The again, I found it funny, because what was that like? You should write a book, build a house, plant a tree, bring children into the world - and start their own company? That with the book and the children I had already checked off, was only a computer book, but certainly güldet, a property I do not need the tree and I have not repealed. So now his own company. I thought that was exciting! A single day I've organized what can teach you about business start-up, four hours beyond the basics of accounting and another four on trade in services within the EU. The rest I pulled myself inside. Learning by doing, they say new German well. I say "run you only learn by running" and also think of the above-mentioned contradictions that drive our development.
once you get far too much notice of overdue tax payments on a regular basis, just because you've done something wrong or just forgot, then do you do next time is not the same mistake again. It's that simple named this

My tiny company, it is to the family of corvids, has now existed a year and I'm in the process one more time to negotiate service contracts with my Berlin clients, this time the same for a term of two years. During this time I want to study more diligently and build me by and by an existence that is independent of my German clients - as with the certificates of the University of Kalmar strike.

As an export company that is I have to also live with the fact that the value of my work constantly for two years decreases. When I moved here in the summer of 2009, I was able to work for an hour, which of course I was paid in €, continue for 13 times here in Gothenburg the tram. Today the same hourly rate no longer gives the 10 tram rides. And there is no means to do something with it that maybe the fares have increased. Nee, who are here - in contrast to Berlin - for several years consistently.





berättar Idag jag för det är hur mina engelska läsare att vara utlandet egenföretagare i Sverige med bara från Uppdrag, det vill SCIFA Berlin. Jag tycker mycket om att international hospitality Hemifran - efter 20 år med ett heltidsjobb and two children who were waiting at home. Right now I'm trying to negotiate new contracts with my clients in Germany. Contracts will be valid for two years and they should preferably give me a little more European money than I had last year. As so tiny export trade listening to anyway nogare bit when they talk about the current Euro exchange rate each morning in today's economy echo. It is the value of my work they are talking about. Yikes, pretty lousy! Therefore, I would use the next two years to study at the Linnaeus University and to eventually establish my business in front of people who pay in dollars. I do not much, but a smaller och Nagot sportligare cykel med till exempel skulle jag tjocka däck Vilja skaffa gärna mig, så att jag kan använda även på the Vinten. Jag en hel del efter mina längtar cykelturer almost jag med min nuvarande cykel Vágar mig inte ut. Den har i slutet Vilate Källaren sedan av november ...

Friday, February 4, 2011

Why Does It Hurt When Someone Kicks A Guys Balls

50% Sharktopus, 50% Trash, 100% fool

more than the trailer I can not post this ...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Activacion Manual De Gta 4

Before the Storm


Tonight there will be storm. The sea is then pushed to the coast and the sea level will rise temporarily.
We have concert tickets. Let's see if we come home before the storm. Just before sunset I am once again went for a walk with my little camera. She likes the light. I like it too.



Kungssten industrial


It will blow firmly into the night, maybe even excellent. The sea will rise temporarily and we will be sitting in the concert hall. Let's see if we make it home before the storm begins. Since I am a day-time indicator to a small camera so you have to sniff it every now and then. I did today just before the sun went down. My little friend like this light. And so do I..


Spökträdet






New Shipyard